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Когда ничего не началось, бояться еще нечего; когда всё кончилось, бояться уже нечего; а когда всё началось, бояться некогда.

«Я ангел, а кто не верит, получит вилы в зад!»

«Люди чтобы замолить грехи идут к батюшке, а чтобы их оправдать идут к психоаналитику» (c) 95 квартал

Shiro had lovingly named it the 'oh-shit-o-meter,' with a scale ranging from the standard 'crap' to the more serious 'HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE'

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives.

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Почему Тёмный Лорд из сна вдруг стал развратным и похотливым, Гарри не знал. Но подозревал, что всему причиной правая рука Хвоста (кто знает, что он ею вытворял? Ведь девушки у Петтигрю никогда не было), добавленная в возрождающее зелье.

Это эпичный обоснуй!

"Lord . . . what the hell am I doing here?" -Wolfwood, Trigun
"Eat until you can't anymore. Play until you drop. Sleep the day away. It's okay to laugh or yell or cry, just live, live, live!" -Goku character study, "Saiyuki" by Kazuya Minekura

If you're not cheating, you're not trying

Чего хочет Женщина, того хочет Бог

daughters are nature's revenge on fathers

Кто не знает, куда направляется, очень удивится, попав не туда.

Dumbledore was a good man, the only problem was that he defined what good was, and if you weren't on his list you didn't have a right to question him.

"By Fire, and Well, and Sacred Tree; From Land and Sky, and from the Sea; Gods, Goddesses and Ancestors of old; Guard your passing, rest your soul; Find peace in eternal sleep."

"Earth to earth; ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The Lord bless him and keep him, the Lord make his face to shine upon him and be gracious unto him and give him peace."

Кто рискует удачно, тот пьет шампанское, а кто нет... за того пьют водку.

# С каждым последующим перезахоронением останки выглядели все убедительнее... (УпСы -> о своем Лорде)
# Героями не рождаются - ими хоронят... (Драко Малфой)

"You dislike oatmeal, Potter?"

Harry looked up from his meal and forced himself to wipe the look off his face. "Er... no, I just really don't like raisins."

Harry watched as Snape frowned and looked down at his own bowl, apparently not even noticing the little bastards had been there at all.

The Potions Master spooned some oatmeal into his mouth, taking a bite. "Raisins?" the professor asked, as though Harry had just said something that made Snape question his sanity.

"Yeah, I mean just look at them... just... ugh," Harry said, emptying his bowl of every raisin he could find and placing them on his napkin.

"Is there any particular reason you're looking on what are essentially dried grapes with such disdain?"

"Well, yeah, how can you like them? They're all shriveled up and dead looking. It's not natural. I mean, if you want to have grapes in your breakfast, have grapes in your breakfast. No need to shrivel them up and have little dead things looking you in the face in the morning."

Snape looked at Harry as though he had completely lost his mind but continued to say nothing as the young man dished out raisins onto his napkin.

"Why does my oatmeal have to be littered with the corpses of dead grapes? Really, whoever came up with them in the first place..." Harry stopped when he realized Snape had been quiet for some time.

He looked up and met the amused eyes of the Potions Master, looking for all the world like he wanted to grin but was holding it back on pain of death. Harry felt his face break into an all out smile.

"You aren't homeless anymore. Hogwarts is your home, now," Albus said. Harry looked about ready to be ill at the sentiment.

"Lovely," the youth said dryly. "And I'm sure we'll all turn out to be one big happy family, too." Severus snorted.

Вопрос:
Вы голый лежите в постели. Справа - девушка вашей мечты, слева - гей.
К кому вы повернетесь спиной?

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems." - Homer Simpson

I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman - Homer Simpson

"[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!" - Homer Simpson

"There is no such thing as gratitude unexpressed. If it is unexpressed, it is plain, old-fashioned ingratitude." - Robert Brault

The goblin would never understand why those without parents and family were called 'orphans' in English. Gobbledegock had a much more fitting expression: 'Orat', the Forgotten.

"Potter, Harry." Every eye in the Great Hall fixed on Harry as he walked up and put the Hat on his head.

"Interesting," the Hat muttered. It took a moment to consider the Abbot girl's threats and the Bones girl's offers. "But if they want you then who am I to say no?" It's voice raised so that the entire Great Hall could hear it's judgement, "Hufflepuff Girl's Seventh Year Dormitory."

"What?" Minerva squawked.

"What does this mean?" Dumbledore demanded, for once the twinkle in his eye wasn't present.

"Exactly what it sounds like," the Hat replied, "he'll be bunking with the seventh year Hufflepuff girls. Next."

"Lucky bastard," Fred muttered.

"Wish we'd thought of that," George agreed. Silently, and with a few variations, a good portion of the upper year males agreed.

Do what you feel in your heart to be right for you'll be criticized anyway; you'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

"In the world of storytelling there's no such thing as an original idea; what makes the story unique is the way in which you use the idea."

don't bother sending flames, they will be printed, laughed at and recycled to print yaoi manga.

Девушки, учитесь готовить! Неважно за кого вы выйдете замуж, по-любому оно будет хотеть жрать!

Baka = This is the only real insult to intelligence in Japanese (being a super-polite people, even their insults are polite). In English, it can mean: (adj) stupid, foolish, unintelligent, dumb, dense, brainless, retarded, dull(-witted), slow(-witted), half-witted, simple(-minded), thick, dim, dopey, moronic, imbecilic, cretinous, thick, idiotic, silly, absurd, ridiculous, cock-eyed, daft. As a Noun, it means fool, idiot, nitwit, dunce, dullard, dunderhead, dolt, dim-wit, dope, thickhead, nincompoop, and so on and so forth.

just because you can kill doesn't mean you have to, doesn't mean you will

I OWN NOTHING! THEY ALL BELONG TO JK ROWLING! Sue me and get two dollars and fifteen cents plus the lint from my pocket. Cuz that's all folks – one very very poor college student here, yessir!

"What do the beach, the sun and the sea suggest to you?"

"Uh…swimming?"

"Other than the obvious."

"…sorry, I really don't know…"

"Does anybody here have any idea what I am implying?"

Alas, there was no answer.

"And you buttheads have the guts to call yourselves men."

"I know what that reason is."

Eyes avert to the ranking prince. There were things floating and they knew he was in his ranking mode yet again.

Reborn grinned. "Tell us then, young prince."

"The top thing the men of the Vongola inner family lack in their vacation is... women."

An echo of 'eh?' resounded in the large room.

"Women?" Yamamoto raised an eyebrow.

"But Maman and the others are coming," Lambo said as he looked at his light brown haired 'onii-chan'.

"I think that's not what Reborn-san means." Fuuta smiled, with a light coating of pink on his cheeks.

"Thank God someone in this room understood me!" Reborn exclaimed and sat back.

But as usual, an invisible question mark hung above the heads of the rest of the Vongola men.

The sun arcobaleno face palmed.

"The thing you crotchless mongrels lack is a sex life."

Tsuna almost mimicked that emoticon with the two 'O' and a '_' in the middle of them.

Gokudera and Yamamoto were having a contest whether who blushes redder.

Lambo's jaw almost dislocated from its place.

Shoichi fell out of his seat.

Spanner accidentally bit his tongue instead of the lollipop in his mouth.

Giannini spilled his coffee.

нет ничего более постоянного, чем временное.

Не говорите мне о совести! Во втором классе я обменяла ее на ластик и всю истерла!

"Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Чтобы жить по-человечески, надо чтобы платили по-божески. (Борис Крутиер)

Disclaimer: I don't own, if I did Bleach would be a real Yaoi mess...

В борьбе между "хочу" и "надо" победило "пофиг".

Натуралы — это геи нетрадиционной ориентации.

Draco, I wanna release my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

This wasn't like the times he'd dreamed about sex. Then again, in dreams, clothing conveniently melted away like sugar candy, and you never had to worry about trying to discreetly pull off your socks at the same time as your jeans.

Love may be deaf, dumb, and blind, but the neighbors sure as hell ain't!

"Если хотите узнать глубину души человека, то плюньте ему в душу и считайте до тех пор,
пока не получите по морде".
"Когда к тебе обращаются с просьбой "Скажи мне, только честно...", с ужасом понимаешь, что сейчас, скорее всего, тебе придётся много врать..."

"Родственники - это группа ничем не связанных между собой лиц, собирающихся периодически пересчитываться и вкусно покушать по случаю изменения их количества."
Андрей Кнышев

as usual, behind the door is the best hiding place in a pinch

Unsui, the human portion of the Kongo twins

"и двигаясь в нем Снейп тихо попискивал от удовольствия сексом" (с)

все умные мысли приходят с опозданием, и чем лучше мысль, тем сильнее она запаздывает

- Минерва, будь другом, зайди ко мне. У профессора Амбридж небольшие проблемы с сама-знаешь-кем… нет, не тем, о котором ты подумала, а с младшеньким. И, кстати, захвати ведомости из учительской.

Мерлин, как же хорошо быть девушкой. Можно находиться хоть в предоргазменном состоянии, но сделать лицо кирпичом и никто ничего не заметит.

What does Xanxus' name spell when you take out the X's?

Человеку не дано постичь три вещи: Бога, Вселенную и Советских Инженеров, которые придумали стену через которую всё, б**ть, слышно, но гвоздь в нее забить невозможно!!!

Ничто не сближает так людей, как один вариант на экзамене.

Можно бросить пить и курить, но бросить материться в нашей стране обстоятельства тебе вряд ли позволят... *последнее проверено опытным путем*

Хогвартс, 2100 год:
-Кто такой Волдеморт?
-Какой-то тёмный маг времён Северуса Снейпа

Sometimes the only choice we have is between the frying pan and the fire

To some people the world is black and white. Not everyone reacts well to having those lines blurred for them, and for most it would probably be kinder not to. It's hard to believe in white if there are too many shades of gray

В своем стремлении достать с неба звезду я явно когда-нибудь грохнусь со стремянки

Ordering minions around for a few days did wonders to one's self esteem.

Strength is when you keep yourself standing even if everybody else would understand if you broke down.

What does a three-year old boy think when he realizes that some children are loved and some are not?

What does a four-year old girl endure when someone tells her that her mum really wanted to have a boy?How does a five-year old boy feel when all his brothers receive praise and he does not? What does a six-year old boy say when he learns that his good marks aren't as respectable as someone else's good marks?

How can a seven-year old girl understand that she isn't allowed to paint because it would be useless for her future?

Who does an eight-year old boy question when his brother gets a new coat and he has never had anything new?

It was a fact that committing a murder anywhere within Conan's vicinity was pretty much the same as walking into a police station already handcuffed, and everyone present knew it.

Conan had the ability to make the most self confident, intelligent person in the world feel like a blathering idiot with only a few, well chosen words and a Poker Face to rival even Kaito's under the best of circumstances.

One did not bait or insult Yassen; one stayed very still and hoped he'd go away.

Madness is like gravity… all it takes is… a little push

John Milton had said it was far better to reign in hell then serve in heaven!

Sometimes the spirit of the law is more important than the letter of the law

Куры не доены, конопля не кошена!!

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.

-Mother Teresa of Calcutta

Truth, justice, honor...none of that's worth shit. What matters is people, and people aren't honest or just or honorable. They're petty and they're angry and they're afraid, and all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted. And what's truth to that?

-M. Clark

And that's the way the human mind has worked for millennia. Tell them a scary story and they will do what you want.

all women are insane psycho-bitches. It's just that some only have access to their super bitch powers once a month while others have full reign of their powers.

A detective puts the pieces of a case together and speaks for the victim. They become the victim's mouth and tongue and tell the story on their behalf, so that the sad truth of a person's final moments on Earth might be heard by more than just the victim, the murderer, and the silence of death.

In a murder case, everyone has a story, a tale, an alibi, a theory. But there is one person who can never speak for themselves—the victim. The victim cannot tell what they know or share their own story of what happened to them. They are mute, bound to silence by the fate that has befallen them.

"I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty-handed."

"I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance,

I hope you dance…
I hope you dance…"

"I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking
Loving might be a mistake, but it's worth making

Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter
When you come close to selling out, reconsider
Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance,

I hope you dance…"

"Time is a wheel in constant motion…"

"I hope you dance…" "Always rolling us along…"
"I hope you dance…" "Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder…"
"I hope you dance…" "Where those years have gone…"

"I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance…"

"Dance…I hope you dance…"

"I hope you dance…" "Time is a wheel in constant motion…"
"I hope you dance…" "Always rolling us along…"
"I hope you dance…" "Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder…"
"I hope you dance…" "Where those years have gone…"

"Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder…where those years have gone…"

"What is meant to happen will happen."

That was the very essence of Time itself.

Our destinies are not carved in stone. And even so, stones can be shattered…

heroes are in high demand but short supply.

First years, please note that the forest on Hogwarts grounds is forbidden. That's why it's named the Forbidden Forest and not the 'Welcome All Students Forest'.

Past, Present, and Future: One Without The Others Means Nothing

Just because you cannot see something, does not mean it's not there

Home is where the heart is.

There was no "Hey, leave me alone" with Hiruma, it was just a "Please don't hurt me too badly."

Женщину, как правило, называют стервой тогда, когда после долгих поисков так и не нашлось повода назвать ее дурой.

As long as you feel pain then everything's okay - you're still alive. It's when you start losing your perceptions that you need to get worried.

Видно у вывески "Изнасилуйте и ограбьте!" было продолжение "...Если хотите сдохнуть!", но висело оно на спине, поэтому дополнение все дочитывали уже в подбитом состоянии с пола.

At least having a dark lord wanting to kill you had one perk. It came complete with a perfect excuse for every bad mood, any strange behavior and any desire to be alone.

I fell in love with a man, not a face. Beauty fades, with or without scars, but love is based on something greater that can't be destroyed, unless you throw it away, as we almost did last night.

Mornings, so far as he was concerned, existed to keep night and afternoon from running into each other, and were best faced by being slept through.

Я не злопамятный, я просто злой, и память у меня хорошая. Отомщу и забуду.

"AWOL means Away Without Leave," Chad told her quietly. "FUBAR means Fucked Up Beyond All Repair. They're military terms."

Phantom of the Opera
Все, надо завязывать с аниме...

Phantom of the Opera
на сегодня.

FITZ
)) а чочо так)

Phantom of the Opera
Потому что через полчаса будет уже завтра)))

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” -Drew Carey

There should never be a reason given to save a life

It's one thing to hit rock bottom, but did I have to grab a shovel and start digging?

There's a silver lining to everything

Someone died here. They were killed. I might not be able to bring them back, but I will not let the murderer get away with this. If it's the only thing I can do, I will bring the culprit to justice and offer some final closure to their family and friends, a person to blame. And I will prevent the deceased from dying a nameless death.

'Never underestimate your enemies' is a basic rule for anyone with enemies

one thing a cop did not ignore was body language

One shouldn't stand in the way of crazy people. It just wasn't polite. Or safe. But it mostly wasn't polite. The Japanese are a very well-mannered people, and would hate to offend anyone, no matter their sanity level

Misery loves company

people lie for all sorts of reasons. Some of them are good, some aren't. Some are selfish, some aren't. But they all eat away at you like acid, until you think there's nothing left. And when that happens... you keep it inside anyway, because there's only one thing worse than knowing someone hates you because you lied. And that's knowing they died because you didn't

"To a successful case!" Satou-san toasted, her cheeks barely flushed with pink.

"To none of us ending up in the hospital," Shiratori-keibu added wryly, lifting his own glass.

"To nothing exploding," was Takagi-san's offering, and the others winced in acknowledgment.

"To a reasonably small body count," Chiba-san threw in, clinking his beer bottle against the Coke Takagi-san held.

"To closing a case without the assistance of sleeping detectives, teenage detectives, mad inventors, or grade-schoolers with large glasses," Megure-keibu finished, raising his own glass.